Igor

A short report from the VC Mothership

Me and all coders feel like tripple gangbanged into our buttholes by now..because we (like always) underestimated the work and the problems to completely change a huge running site. On the other hand we all have a smile on our lips..because we know that we did the right thing:
Our daily viewers base increased 60% since Xmas. The number of daily postings increased 55%. The average number of "licks" increased 40%. The average number of "comments" increased 35%.
And hey: Xmas was 5 weeks ago!!
The problem is, that we have to deal with much higher traffic, many more database queries and the ongoing changes at the same time. No worries..we will deal with it.
Our latest new features:
It was not fair that those of you who run huge to very huge blogs with many postings link to general walls only (via the tags)..while your own "older" postings are hard to locate.
We changed that. Lets run a short example:
We all know RED, don't we?
Red's page is at

 Red

As soon as we get there, we notice that the background changed..and the menu changed!
Lets try "MORE" first. We see "Red's Favorites". Let's see whether Red favors any other lady (or man) on VCity. We come to this page:
http://vcred.igorsclouds.com/favorites/
Aha..Red favors only two postings..hahahaha..well..Red seems to be very picky. Anyways..maybe we should give her more time..now lets look at the menu again! There is "Postings"..and postings lists RED'S most common and most liked tags! Well..I see hard nipples! And I get here:
http://vcred.igorsclouds.com/postings/hard%20nipples/
A huge wall. All postings showing Red's hard nipples! Oh yeah!
Let's try another one: Pokies! We get here:
http://vcred.igorsclouds.com/postings/pokies/
And again: Pokies, pokies and pokies!


You get the idea? Well..you see how important it is to put precise tags!!! Red is a very good example to show what proper tags are.

Many posters put tags like "shaved". Shaved what?? Shaved pussy? Shaved legs? Shaved armpits? Shaved tongue? Ahh..shaved pussy! Then why the fuck don't you type "shaved pussy" COMMA into your tags???

Anyways..we are almost done..IF there weren't so many great ideas from your end. Like: "Hey..put an 'upload button' into the top menu and I will upload many more pics and vids. You make it difficult to upload files". I looked into it and I think it is a valid request. And and and..like "I want to be able to unblock people I once blocked". "Your 'who is following me page' is crap. True and true! Working on it..with a smile on our face and a little pain in the arse..because of the tripple gangbang....hehehehe

Yours
Igor

PS. Working on a "CUNT" filter. Whoever has no better words than to describe his partner or model as cunt, will not see that tag for a long time and might also be shown the exit if he doesn't come up with any better words in the future. Our pages are about real women, nice pussies,,even about wife buttholes, arses and even tight assholes..but not about cunts, sorry. If you think your girlfriend or wife is a cunt, then please keep the pics and videos of "your cunt" for yourself: Wrong attitude and a lower social IQ than my neighbor's fukking dog.