"The guy who takes the blame for every fukkin issue and every single fukkin problem on VoyeurClouds and VCity. The guy who calculates the popularity stars of more than 100,000 users (for everyone of them) while taking his shower in the morning and enters them into the system while having breakfast - every day."
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Me and all coders feel like tripple gangbanged into our buttholes by now..because we (like always) underestimated the work and the problems to completely change a huge running site. On the other hand we all have a smile on our lips..because we know that we did the right thing:
Our daily viewers base increased 60% since Xmas. The number of daily postings increased 55%. The average number of "licks" increased 40%. The average number of "comments" increased 35%.
And hey: Xmas was 5 weeks ago!!
The problem is, that we have to deal with much higher traffic, many more database queries and the ongoing changes at the same time. No worries..we will deal with it.
Our latest new features:
It was not fair that those of you who run huge to very huge blogs with many postings link to general walls only (via the tags)..while your own "older" postings are hard to locate.
We changed that. Lets run a short example:
We all know RED, don't we?
Red's page is at
As soon as we get there, we notice that the background changed..and the menu changed!
Lets try "MORE" first. We see "Red's Favorites". Let's see whether Red favors any other lady (or man) on VCity. We come to this page:
http://vcred.igorsclouds.com/favorites/
Aha..Red favors only two postings..hahahaha..well..Red seems to be very picky. Anyways..maybe we should give her more time..now lets look at the menu again! There is "Postings"..and postings lists RED'S most common and most liked tags! Well..I see hard nipples! And I get here:
http://vcred.igorsclouds.com/postings/hard%20nipples/
A huge wall. All postings showing Red's hard nipples! Oh yeah!
Let's try another one: Pokies! We get here:
http://vcred.igorsclouds.com/postings/pokies/
And again: Pokies, pokies and pokies!
You get the idea? Well..you see how important it is to put precise tags!!! Red is a very good example to show what proper tags are.
Many posters put tags like "shaved". Shaved what?? Shaved pussy? Shaved legs? Shaved armpits? Shaved tongue? Ahh..shaved pussy! Then why the fuck don't you type "shaved pussy" COMMA into your tags???
Anyways..we are almost done..IF there weren't so many great ideas from your end. Like: "Hey..put an 'upload button' into the top menu and I will upload many more pics and vids. You make it difficult to upload files". I looked into it and I think it is a valid request. And and and..like "I want to be able to unblock people I once blocked". "Your 'who is following me page' is crap. True and true! Working on it..with a smile on our face and a little pain in the arse..because of the tripple gangbang....hehehehe
Yours
Igor
PS. Working on a "CUNT" filter. Whoever has no better words than to describe his partner or model as cunt, will not see that tag for a long time and might also be shown the exit if he doesn't come up with any better words in the future. Our pages are about real women, nice pussies,,even about wife buttholes, arses and even tight assholes..but not about cunts, sorry. If you think your girlfriend or wife is a cunt, then please keep the pics and videos of "your cunt" for yourself: Wrong attitude and a lower social IQ than my neighbor's fukking dog.
IMPORTANT
Effective today, posts which don't have any tags will not be displayed on any VCity wall any longer. Those posts will only be displayed on the blogowner's wall.
Tagging: Tags are separated by commas. The first tag should be the most descriptive one - any other details should follow in tag 2 .. n
Example:
Bottomless wife, red stockings, sexy legs, restaurant,
To find the most common tags please check here:
http://city.igorsclouds.com/alphasorted/a/
and find your way thru the alphabet...
Other than that: Those who did not see that yet: Every VCit or VRes can now favor pics and vids on the single post display page. Her/his favs are displayed under for example:
http://sexypam.igorsclouds.com/favorites/
An here we go again: Another change coming up very soon.
Right now all individually "owned" pages and city pages look and feel the same.
City pages are general pages like all the walls and and and. Personal pages are pages which have an owner. MrsSexy's blog page, her profile, her favs, her guestbook, each of her posts..and and and.
We will try the following: The personal pages will get slightly different layout (for now just the background probably) and a totally different top menu: A top menu which links the pages of the owner mainly.
Then we will see how it works and whether you like it or not. We can easily switch back -or- proceed further. Proceeding further means that the "owner" of the page can decide on the layout of her pages: Colors, style elements and such..and combine those.
Alritie...will probably be up in around 4 to 24 hours. I cannot more precise because we always have to wait for a good "low traffic" slot so you will not suffer from major speed loss, while the page generators start to change more than 300,000 pages....
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Igor
As announced last nite, we just opened the new
FAVOR A PIC OR VIDEO
function! Go to the single posting page of any posting. You can see "Favor" at the right side. Click it. It will turn to "Un-Favor".
The posting now appears on your brandnew page "/favorites/ on your blog and can be seen by all.
The link to your favorite page shows on your "profile" page...only if you have any favs of course. We will add it your "me" top menu shortly!
ALSO: it is a good idea to look at my previous 2 posts too....I described 4 new navigation functions and the 4000 something new "Best of " pages we now have!
PS: Unregs cannot favor because they have no blog. VCits and VRes can favor!
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Igor: Are you ready for new toys?? Here we go:
Activated today:
1. We added 4500 (!!!) Best-Liked Pages - all in realtime. Those pages appear on the 4500 most common tag walls. For example you click on the tag "very big tits"..you will get to the "ALL very big tits wall" like usual..and there right on top you see the new button: "Best Big Tits Entries". Same for 4500 walls... Bottomline: People who only click the Altogether wall and don't go to tag walls miss the best part of it..they miss the best part 4500 times....hehehehe
2. You still don't use the tag walls? I recommend a little stroll thru the alphabetical sorted tag listings! Brandnew, updated every 5 hours. For example this one (you can get there by clicking VC LISTS on the top menu):
http://city.igorsclouds.com/alphasorted/d/
3. You don't like the alphabet. You hate artificial sort orders. You think in pictured patterns. Okie....we know that. We feel the same! So it was time to come up with much better grouped focus-oriented listings. What do you like? Are you one of those guys who prefer to see her in sexy outfits? Well, then you find everything here:
http://city.igorsclouds.com/sorted_by_erotic_interest/sexy%20outfits/
Oh no..you prefer ass..butt...buttholes...because you have an anal fetish! Well, go here then:
http://city.igorsclouds.com/sorted_by_erotic_interest/ass/
And and and! Same thing: You find the complete listing under VC LISTS | By TAG GROUP
updated every 5 hours!
Coming within the next 36 hours:
4. Thats all so boring for you! You basically live in VCity and you know it all. You are a master of navigation. You want new features - new toys! Alritite...here we go: Within the next 36hours we will activate the new "FAVORITE" function. Every VRes can favor 500 pics/videos and every VCit can favor 100 pics/vids.
The favor button will be on the "single posting" page..thats where you comment the postings. And the "my favorite postings" page will be right beside your guestbook and your blog and your profile under your own url again. And yes..you can un-favor too. And everybody can see your favs. And you can even favor your own pics...why not!
The page will look like this (I cannot show you my full page here because it shows many VRes pics...hehehee..and it was only for tests...I will clean it up before we launch the function for everybody!)
I think you get the idea: Every VCit and VRes will be able to move postings to his new favorite page and to show the world what he/she likes on VCity.
To answer questions right away:
1 - If the original entry is removed by the owner, it will go *poof* on every fav page too
2 - The more of your pics are favored by others, the more......popular you are! Makes sense? Thats strict logic and will reflect in your popularity stars of course!
3 - It is perfectly fine to display your own pics on your fav page...that makes sense if you have a blog of 200+ pics/vids! Why not showing your own favs of your own postings on your fav page?
The fav page is NOT endless scrolling and has been optimized for fast access from mobiles and comps.
And hey: We just started to put some lipstick on our bulldog!!! More coming up very soon...thats when we put a pink thong and CFM heels on the bulldog!
Yours
Igor
Hi all,
here is an update on more new features which we opened yesterday:
1. New "realtime" listings (updated every 4 hours) by "blog type" for example:
http://city.igorsclouds.com/community/milf/
Select from top menu: VC LISTS | By Blog Type
The type of blog (amateur girl, milf,wife,couple,voyeur" is identified by an algorithms from your profile and your tags. More precise types will be introduced shortly. If "your type" is wrong, please lemme know and we will change manually!!! ("Hey..my girlfriend is not a MILF, she has no kids"). If you don't have any type, you should pay more attention to your "profile text" and to your "tags".
2. New 100% realtime "Best of" Listings, like for example here:
http://city.igorsclouds.com/best%20pics%20and%20videos/best%20nude%20wife/
That's a first test of this new type of page. We will closely monitor the calls on the pages. If they make sense (measured by your page calls), we will extend this type of best-on on every tag wall, which has more than 400 postings as well as list rank 1 to rank 1000 instead of rank 1 to rank 200.
And here comes some bad news:
Our logs clearly show, that 89% of VCitizens do not really know what they are doing: They have empty "my walls", which means they don't follow anyone. Instead they typically access the altogether wall average 2.7 times per day in order not to miss any post (and are still missing a lot) - they only access the single post wall on every 80th post average and they only access personal blogs on every 96th posts.
Looking at Vresidents, only 4% show that type of user behaviour.
89% vs 4% is too much discrepancy in user behaviour. I will focus on this issue now and try to identify the reason. For sure putting up more help pages won't change shit - because those 89% never accessed any existing help page neither..hehehehe...maybe they can't read at all? Bottomline we need to come up with something: They increase the load on our servers on one hand while at the same time have a very limited user experience...that needs to be put into a better balance.
Hi all
as said earlier, after moving the existing functions to VCity2.0 we now started to add more functions and features. At this time we are working on the personal logs under your subdomains, like for example
http://jackinginger.igorsclouds.com/
Each blog wall and profile page already display the 5 "all-time" most liked posts. But that's not all. In order to give users a better access to quite huge personal blogs, each personal blog will have more than the one wall you see right now. Those individual walls will display the mostly used individual tags from each poster.
Example:
Lets say Mrs NudieCutie runs her "NudieCutie" blog. She has 800 posts. The most frequent tags of her posts are "Nude outdoor" "Public Blowjob" "Topless Driving" "Nude Handstand" "Pussy Selfie" and so on...
Each one of those frequently used tags will generate her own tag wall under her blog - and her profile page as well as each of her single post pages will feature an "individual link cloud" which links to those personal walls.
That means: Her profile page will say: "CutieNudie" most posts show her "Nude outdoor" "Public Blowjob" and so on...and links to that wall ONLY showing her pics under that tag.
That should make it much easier to access her posts..even those from the past.
We will see..once those "extensions" of your personal walls are online, I will have the next surprise for you...hehehe
Yours
Igor
VCity was down for 89 minutes due to a malfunctioning network switch..and the backup switch did not fire up as it should. Murphy's law. We put two brand-new switches, tested everything and restarted all networks. Sorry for the turbulences - problem solved.
Yours
Igor
<b>ATTENTION ALL: NEW PRICES!!</b>
During the last days I received more "I cannot afford this" emails and messages than the expected bug-reports..so here we go:
For a test period effective immediately, I changed the pricing of VCity:
1 month membership: No change
3 month membership: No change
6 month membership for USD 24.99 <-- terminated
9 months membership renewal for USD 24.99 <-- terminated
12 month membership for USD 24.99 <--- NEW
1 months for free on renewal and special promo invitation on top of 12 months for USD 24.99 <-- NEW
That means: Basically we went 50% down on the base price and still honor any renewed or discounted membership with one free month on top.
How long will the new price stay? I don't know! If there is no significant change on signups it does not make any sense to give away memberships for 50% less...I cannot forecast what will happen. In all my 19 years of webmastering sites we never went down with prices...hehehe..that's the first time. In other words: the new pricing might stay a few days, a few weeks or forever....
And: Any further emails and messages telling me that our prices are too high will be answered with a big "YDONTYOUGOANDPHUCKYOURSELF" from this very moment on..hehehehe....
Yours
Igor
PS: This post will be "shot to the top of the walls" a few times over the weekend.
Hi all
As you might have noticed we used yesterday's "low traffic period" to change all pages again.
• Voyeurclouds has mostly been moved to VC2.0
• We changed the top navigation on all pages. Depending on the size of our screen you might see
•• the wide navbar and the three button and search box on top
•• the wide navbar and no search field (you find search on the first menu item)
•• The vertical "app-like" navigation with more or less buttons on top or within the menus, same with search and login
You all have the "Express - GetMe2TheTop Button" at the right bottom.
Some of you have a "shrinking" top bar, which squeezes when you scroll to give you a better view onto the posts.
Most of you have a 0.66% transparent bar
In theory 99.5% of our users (=devices) should be happy now and not suffer from "too big" or "unreadable small" navigation.
If there are still any issues with the navbar or anything else, please let me know below..
Yours
Igor
PS: The colors, the sizes of images and the "padding" and "margins" are not final yet..all that will be finetuned within the next 10 days.
PPS: We need a little break..no more major changes before the end of the year. We will then continue with our new HD video player and new/updated (video and text) chat rooms.
Good Morning and Merry Xmas!
About the freaking navbar: We know this is an issue yet for those who have devices "in between size". For example: People with very small devices like iPhone in vertical positions have no issues at all. Same with people who run nice modern huge screen or have decent laptops. Users in between, which means some tablets hold vertically or horizontally as well people running really old laptops are not happy, because the navbar eats up too much space on the top.
Things like that cannot be enhanced overnight: Every single pixel you arrange effects every single device.
Bottomline: We worked on some much more enhanced navbar code for the past 3 days (it currently is 6 lines of code and we changed it to 100 lines of code...). We are currently testing the new code on whatever devices and simulator we can get our hands on and then put it online...
As a temp solution we colored the navbar 75% transparent...but thats only temp and not the final solution.
Your
Igor
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Igor: We are doing the final test for the next 10 hours..and if don't find any real huge fukking bug, Voyeurclouds will look like this tomorrow...
We optimized the pages for mobiles and tablets and we tried to give pics and video more brilliance by carefully selecting background colors which have no intensity at all. Unlike VCity, Voyeurclouds has much less navigation, so that was much easier compared to what we did here.
Here a little preview...
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